It’s finally here – the book that no-one has been waiting for!
Two dozen tales of murder, magic, and midlife-crisis. And aliens.
“When your neighbour is digging his garden at three in the morning, you know you have someone special living next door.”
– Keeping Up With The Joneses
“…in a perfect world I would have gotten clean away with it, but I guess that’s the problem; it ain’t a perfect world. You see, if you’re going to rub someone out, you have to make sure they stay rubbed out. It’s when they raise their ugly little decomposing head that things start to get awkward.”
– In A Perfect World
“‘Twas the night before Christmas, when Dad left t’house,
An’ moved in with his secretary, the cheatin’ little louse.”
– Twas The Night Before Christmas
“The fact that Warminster is practically a garrison town meant the aliens, when they landed early one February morning, went largely unnoticed.”
– They Walk Among Us
Available now as an e-book from Amazon UK
And in paperback from Devizes Books
or from email@example.com (£8.99 + £2.00 p&p)
Cover by Nick Watton